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FAKTA 1: Puteri Gunung Ledang
Setelah dikajiselidik melalui sebuah perkuburan yang terdapat dipinggir Gunung Ledang, terdapat kesan-kesan peninggalan dan bukti yang menunjukkan mayat di dalam kubur tersebut ialah Puteri Gunung Ledang. Di sebelah bawah badan mayat tersebut terdapat secalik kertas dan setelah diselidik ia sebenarnya Kad Pengenalan Puteri Gunung Ledang. Nama sebenar Puteri Gunung Ledang yang tertera didalam IC itu ialah Tiara Jeaquelina bin Abdullah.

FAKTA 2: Batu Bersurat Terengganu
Mengikut sejarah, ada seorang hamba sultan Terengganu telah dipancung kerana telah melakukan kesalahan. Namun tidak diberitahu apa kesalahannya. Di atas kajiselidik kami, hamba yang dihukum bunuh itu sebenarnya ialah seorang yang bekerja sebagai posmen tetapi tidak mahu menghantar surat-surat baginda kemudian posmen itu melonggokkan surat dirumahnya. Pulis telah menemui 1,290 pucuk batu bersurat di rumah posmen tersebut. Alasan posmen itu ialah macammana dia nak angkat batu-batu bersurat tu naik basikal untuk dihantar ke penerimanya.

FAKTA 3: Keris Taming Sari
Ramai yang mengatakan bahawa keris taming sari telah hilang dan tidak dijumpai sehingga kini. Namun kami telah menemuinya di salah satu kawasan di pendalaman Melaka. Setelah berbulan-bulan mengadakan ekspedisi mencari keris taming sari barulah kami menemui motor Kris yang ditunggang oleh pakcik Taming yang sedang memakai Sari.

FAKTA 4: Bangunan WTC Runtuh di New York
Sebenarnya bangunan ini dapat diselamatkan dari runtuh namun fakta kami sangat jelas kenapa sebenarnya ia runtuh. Persoalan kenapa bangunan ini runtuh terjawab kerana Superman pada masa tu spender dia basah lalu malu untuk dia keluar tanpa spender dia, Batman pula takleh keluar siang sebab kelawar tidur waktu siang. Spiderman pulak hari tu mengalami kincit perut dan terberak-berak kerana tertelan sarang labah-labah. Manakala Kapten Amerika pada hari tu sedang menghadiri majlis penerimaan pangkat sebagai Kapten. Hulk dan wolverine pula tengah menghadiri interview sebagai pelayan hotel dan last sekali catwomen tengah jahit kostumnya yang koyak. Ini semuanya fakta kenapa bangunan tu runtuh kerana superhero amerika mengalami masalah.

FAKTA 5: Taliban
TalibanTaliban Sebelum Amerika ingin menyerang Afghanistan, sebenarnya mereka ingin menyerang Malaysia terlebih dahulu kerana pada sangkaan mereka Malaysia ialah pusat pentadbiran Taliban yang diketuai Osama Laden. Namun akhirnya mereka malu pada tahap baboon kerana taliban yang mereka sangkakan itu sebenarnya ialah sebuah syarikat telekomunikasi yang bernama Talikom Malaysia Berhad.

anak pak abu tu naik tractor ler bukan naik lori
sebab boleh tengok makwe dia angkat baja
selamat hari raya aidilfitri
saya ucapkan pada yg puasa jerr

amelia tu tak pandai dayung sampan
gi kedai beli gula melaka
bulan syawal jer ker boleh bermaafan
bulan yg lain tak leh ker

anak pak mail sampai klinik gigi awal-awal
sebab dia gi kerja naik kereta
syawal tu... tetap ler syawal
tapi maner bole lupa semua sengketa

aper ker jadah mencari pelangi
ooo... anak pak sahak tu namer dia asfan
kalo kesilapan tak diulangi
camner kita nak bermaafan

anak pak jusuh masa tu tengah melantak ketupat
masa pengsan tu..dia pun tercekik gigi
jap tadi nangis... pas tu start mengumpat
raya tahun depan... mintak ler maaf lagi

bukan ker mak senah sendiri yg tembak gagak
dia tembak ngan boyfriendnyer
maaf tu..maaf ler jugak
duit raya?... sudahhhhh!!! taaaakk der makner
nyerrrr!!

anak sedara mak kiah jual cendol
kelessss... anak mak kiah ader kuasa sakti
aper kelas makan dodol
lebih baik makan spagetthi

anak mak esah tu namanyer siti
sebab gemuk... namer glamour dia fetty
pandu kereta berhati-hati
nanti boleh nengorat cetty

anak mak leha tu kerjanyer buat jalan
menantu dia pulak jual sekaya
kalo dah silap tengok bulan
camner ler plaks nak beraya

anak mak itam si fitri tu main polis sentri
menantunyer si fatin tu main plak buai
selamat hari raya aidilfitri
maaf zahir sahaja... .batin tu... .issshhh... tak
sesuwaiiii!!

Seorang perompak yang baru merompak sebuah bank telah ditangkap oleh pihak polis.

Polis: Jangan bergerak!!!!
Perompak: ok...ok...
Polis: Angkat tangan!!!!!
Perompak: Kan tak boleh bergerak..macam mana nak angkat tangan?
Polis: @#$%&!*(bengang)

World’s Most Expensive Cars

What is the most expensive car in the world? The 1931 Bugatti Royale Kellner Coupe was sold for $8,700,000 in 1987. However, that car and many alike will not be included in this list because it is not available on the market today. It is hard to imagine someone would actually spend 8 million dollars on a car instead of using it for something more productive. However, if you have the money and the opportunity, you will definitely spend a small fraction of it to place a few of these supercars in your garage. Here is the 10 most expensive cars available on the market.

1.Bugatti Veyron $1,192,057. This is by far the most expensive street legal car available on the market today. It is the fastest accelerating car reaching 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. It claims to be the fastest car with a top speed of 253 mph+. However, the title for the fastest car goes to the SSC Ultimate Aero which exceed 253 mph pushing this car to 2nd place for the fastest car.

2.Pagani Zonda C12 F $667,321 Produced by a small independent company in Italy, the Pagani Zonda C12 F is the 8th fastest car in the world. It promises to delivery a top speed of 215 mph+ and it an reach 0-60 in 3.5 seconds.

3.SSC Ultimate Aero $654,400 Don’t let the price tag fool you, the 3rd most expensive car is actually fastest street legal car in the world with a top speed of 257 mph+ and reaching 0-60 in 2.7 seconds. This baby cost nearly half as much as the Bugatti Veyron, yet has enough power to top the most expensive car in a speed race. It is estimated that only 25 of this exact model will ever be produced.

4.LeBlanc Mirabeau $645,084 Doesn’t this look like a race car? Yet, with $645k, you can get this car and legally drive to your local supermarket and buy groceries. It has a top speed of 229 mph+ and although it was intentionally made for racing, it may be bought and show off to your neighbors.

5.Saleen S7 Twin Turbo $555,000 The first true American production certified supercar, this cowboy is rank #4 for the fastest car in the world. It has a top speed of 248 mph+ and it can reach 0-60 in 3.2 seconds. If you are a true American patriot, you can be proud to show off this car.

6.Koenigsegg CCX $545,568 Swedish made, the Koenigsegg is fighting hard to become the fastest car in the world. Currently the 3rd fastest car in the world with a top speed of 250 mph+, the car manufacture Koenigsegg is not giving up and will continue to try and produce the fastest car.

7.Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren $457,250 A GT supercar, the SLR McLaren is the fastest automatic transmission car in the world with a top speed of 207 mph+ and reaching 60 mph in 3.8 seconds from stand still point.

8.Porsche Carrera GT $440,000 A supercar with dynamic stability control and a top speed of 209 mph+ and it can reach 0-60 in 3.9 seconds. The Porsche Carrera GT applies the absolute calibers of a true racing car to offer an unprecedented driving feeling on the road.

9.Maybach 62 $385,250 The first 4-doors sedan to make the list, the Maybach 62 includes many luxurious features and it was made for comfort rather than speed.

10.Maybach 57 S $367,000 High-end luxury saloon with sporty handling and top performance technology.

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